Tom 10:26:17AM “Dear Cisco HR, Today I was offended by two employee’s disgusting public display of affection in an elevator. They were kissing and groping each other in a way that I can only describe as obscene, and I was nauseated and offended to my very core. As a large vendor of Cisco products, I would hope that your company and employees would show more restraint and operate in a business like manner when customers, vendors or other employees are present. I can only say that I’m very disappointed in your company’s lack of professional conduct.”
> cc: John Chambers
bimmergeekca 10:28:03AM umm dude
> who do you think was cupping my ass when i was kissing tanya?
Tom 10:28:34AM Pedro the lunch cart guy.
> He’s been telling you he’s John Chambers for months.
bimmergeekca 10:30:13AM you believe what you want to believe. its what you do. you are immune to fact and reason
Tom 10:32:29AM I like to think of it as being unfettered by truth. You live in a boring world where things have to be logical, factual, reasonable. I have no such constraints. I can be creative, unrestrained by reality and reason. Most things, I don’t need to PROVE they’re true - I KNOW they’re true. it’s called ‘Truthiness’. George W and I have it.
> O’Shea is over here too, btw.
> Join us.
bimmergeekca 10:33:51AM tell him i say hi
Tom 10:34:03AM He already knows.
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Remember, it’s “Talk like a Nautical Wealth Redistribution Specialist Day.”
And it’s still better to be a Pirate than join the navy. Pirates of the Intarwebs! Ho!
I’m on my way to hockey last night (travelling north) and I pull up to a red light. At the cross street on my right (facing west), there’s a cop waiting. The light changes and he starts into the intersection, and then slams on his brakes as a car going south in the other lane of the street I’m on blows through the light right in front of him. Needless to say he made a huge mistake, since the cop flipped on his lights and tore out of the intersection after him. I laughed so hard I could barely see.
I went to Goodwill this week and bought a shirt. I’m fairly certain that through some series of mishaps and coincidences I ended up buying back a shirt of mine that I haven’t been able to find for a couple years.