Disturbing things.

Posted on by kylar

Warning: This is a post that should NOT be viewed by anyone under 18. It could be disturbing.

What happened was last week I was out in the batcave, and the kids were sleeping, and I walked back to the house, and from the kitchen door, I was presented by this view. Needless to say, I was a little disturbed. I snuck around the way and into the back to get the stuff I wanted. When I got back, I was freaked out to see that not only had it not stopped, but that this was now occurring. I turned right around and left, and never spoke of it.

My surprise was on tuesday, when I got up and found this scene on my kitchen table. Exactly 3-5 business days later. Anyway, I’ve taken the baby in the picture, named him Crookshanks, and I carry him everywhere.

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Carpooling and Calm

Posted on by kylar

So I carpooled with Jon yesterday and I got to his house about 7:35 (estimated departure was 7:45) – and was privileged to watch 10 minutes of their morning routine. While Kay ran about the house making short, sharp orders.. “You – PE Clothes, You – hair” and so on, Jon weaved silently through the swirling chaos, like a ninja through a hurricane. “Here’s your phone.” “Here’s your coffee.” “Here’s the book.” It was an amazing Yin-Yang phenomenon, and a reminder of how people can complement each other so perfectly.

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IRC

Posted on by kylar

<PitBull-> and my co-workers are flakey as a mo-fo, and will get us all fired
<Kylar> Want me to kill them? A little rifle rampage
<PitBull-> i’m tired of picking up everyones slack. please feed your lust
+for blood
<Kylar> I’m on it
<Kylar> let’s see.. 14 hour drive , leave at 4pm tonight.. let’s say 10AM tomorrow,
+that way I can stop for coffee a couple times
<GodComplx> dood, you’re not gonna go in blazin with your Pop Cork Gun again
+are you?
<Kylar> Hell no, got me an Uzi!
<Cuisinart> make sure to drink a lot of coffee so one witness can say in the
+paper “man, he was a twitchy bastard”
<Cuisinart> do it for me
<PitBull-> =b *1236*
<Hardwired> <kylar> and I pulled my groin again, so I hurt like Cuisi after a
+night with his girlfriend (08/25/05, 0/0 1236)
<PitBull-> =b *1235*
<Hardwired> <Kylar> No I wanted it to be smaller (08/25/05, 0/0 1235)
<Kylar> Coffee? Really? I was thinking of taking a bunch of acid, then crystal meth
<Kylar> cause I heard they mix well
<Cuisinart> you’re right, of course. that’s why we always consult you when it
+comes to acting like a nut :-p
* Kylar twitches
<Beep> how many cow-orkers need to be inhumed? if it’s a significant number
+you might want to skip the acid so you dont waste ammo shooting at the
+asparagus weilding gnomes
<Kylar> The asparagus wielding gnomes are my friends
<Kylar> It’s the ones with radishes that you have to watch for
<Beep> yea.. so you dont need to attract them when you’ve got serious
+inhuming to do.
<Beep> although “Is that a radish, motherfucker!?!” is a good quote for the
+paper
<Kylar> Well it’s OK as long as I wear green or red, since they’re red/green
+colorblind
<Beep> ah, ok. go for it, then.

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