More IM fun.

Posted on by kylar

(1:19:37 PM) Trogdor: LOVE the costume! Rawks!
(1:19:45 PM) EalasaidH: I am currently away from the computer.
(1:20:07 PM) EalasaidH:
(1:20:17 PM) EalasaidH: thanks!
(1:22:08 PM) EalasaidH: I’ll be wearing the Cardinal Fang outfit tonight.
(1:22:22 PM) EalasaidH: I even got some fake hair to try and make a proper beard/mustache with!
(1:22:30 PM) Trogdor: Ahaha awesome
(1:22:34 PM) Trogdor: What’s Twon going as
(1:23:03 PM) EalasaidH: I think he’s wearing his baseball uniform.
(1:23:06 PM) Trogdor: BooooO!
(1:23:09 PM) Trogdor: Unoriginal!
(1:23:27 PM) EalasaidH: what are you wearing?
(1:23:30 PM) EalasaidH: tonight, I mean
(1:24:30 PM) Trogdor: I’m not
(1:24:40 PM) EalasaidH: Boo! Lame!
(1:24:46 PM) Trogdor: /me hangs his head in shame
(1:25:02 PM) Trogdor: /me shuffles off to stand with the lame-o ppl
(1:25:07 PM) EalasaidH:
(1:25:46 PM) Trogdor: Maybe that’s my costume! I’ll be an AOL Lamer! OMGOMG WHT R U DONG? U R TEHSUCK!!!!!!!!1111one
(1:25:55 PM) EalasaidH: rofl
(1:26:38 PM) Trogdor: I’ll just yell at people all night and pronounce lamerspeak
(1:26:59 PM) Trogdor: “I PEE-OWN JOU!”
(1:27:53 PM) EalasaidH:
(1:27:54 PM) EalasaidH: awesome!
(1:28:12 PM) Trogdor: And I’ll visit a bunch of my friends and install virii on their computer.
(1:29:19 PM) EalasaidH: *snicker*

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Dreamin..

Posted on by kylar

OK another dream last night. It’s weird, I can’t remember every dreaming before a couple years ago.. anyways..

I’m in a kind of spaced out montage, where I’m in my body, but also observing myself from a 3rd person perspective at the same time, and I’m moving a little off.. like time has been sped up for what I’m doing, but my 3rd person perspective isn’t sped up, so I’m watching myself zoom around and do different things, and then a jump, like a movie edit and I’m doing something else.. all in the course of a day.. and there’s an interesting thing.. with me in every scene is my friend Jon.

Then the last bit of the dream is me leaving work and trying to find the right subway train to take home, and I keep ending up on the platform or in the hallway for the ‘Yellow Line’ train, and I know that’s not the right one, but I don’t know how to get to the right one. Then I see, across one hallway, Jon again, reading a book on one of those moving sidewalk dealios. I see the sign above him, pointing in the direction he’s moving, and it reads ‘Green Line’. “Aha!” I think. The green line train is the one I need. So I run across and jump on the walkway. When I finally arrive at the platform, I walk down one little way and in the next one over I see a couple of people, whom I don’t know handcuffed to the railing along the wall, and (in the way that things can only make sense in a dream), I know that the traffic cops have taken to just cuffing offenders there and collecting them at the end of their shift. I also see Jon and his wife crouched next to one of the handcuffed people, ministering to her. Talking to her, offering her water. I didn’t go over to them, or call out, or make my presence known, I just kept on my little walkway towards the train and watched them get further away, with a distinct knowledge that it was I that was moving, and not them.

Then…. awake.

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South Saskatchewan

Posted on by kylar

Conversation today at work, going something like this:

(Me not listening, watching seinfeld on my computer.. then catching the end of a statement)

“…Like when Tom becomes president.”

(I stop, take my headphones off and start to speak.)

“When *I* become president, I’m going to make this whole place a canadian province… South Saskatchewan.. Or maybe I’ll break it up into a couple of provinces. All these states, this confusion is going to be gone. 5 Provinces… the NorthWest Territories, The SouthWest Territories, The NorthEast Territories, The SouthEast Territories… and the…. Umm.. Midwest Territories.”

“So would New Jersey be in the NorthEast Territories?”

“I could consider making all of NJ it’s own province, but it would be herefor known as ‘Stinktown’.”

“Why would Canada want all that land?”

“Well, we’d technically own it, but rent it out to people.. Like the SouthWest Territories would be on a long term lease to Mexico, so they wouldn’t have the border issues anymore.. and the NorthWest Territories could be loaned out to a long-term hippie contingent for a while. Canada has a lot of land it doesn’t need already.”

“Ahh, but what about Montreal?”

“They might have to be all relocated to Stinktown Province. Except maybe the Habs, although the ‘Seacaucus Canadiens’ is catchy.”

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Overheard

Posted on by kylar

So I went to Worship band practise on thursday night and, as luck would have it, no-one (!!) had a key to the church. So…. we went drinking. the best line of the night goes to Jon, talking to Jason:

“That’s interesting. I’d like to see you as an Asian Woman.”