<Cuisinart> rather than trip-tik my vacation trip to NC, I thought it might be interesting to check out mobile GPS units
<Kylar> Nah
<Kylar> use an analog GPS
<Cuisinart> are you high?
<Kylar> there’s this thing called a Motiontrak Awareness Page
<Kylar> or MAP for short, that gives you a visual layout of the area that you’re in
<Kylar>and you can locate yourself using landmarks or other physical phenomena
More things said..
<Kylar> Well, Columbus in august, man that’s just like Cancun.. big margaritas, tanned islanders, beaches, resort living.. you should totally come dude!
Out of context
So I have decided to post once a week or so with some lines that I have heard in person, in email or via IM, totally out of context.
“$2.99 steak, but occasionally there’s a fingernail or bandaid in it”
“or you should get people who aren’t idiots!”
“it feels crinkly on my bum.”
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Gay IRC
-> 6.6 Gig Are you serious?
-> Damn
-> I’ll start pulling it after work
(GodComplx) lets all start the DL at 5PM PST
-> OK!
(Beep) 6.6 gig for what?
(GodComplx) Cuis’ new Gay porno he starrs in
-> ‘Fast Eddie, Fast Times’
(GodComplx) hahaha
-> It’s a story of a small town boy who goes to the big city to seek his
fortune, and falls in with the fast times of high living, and has to turn
to pornography and gay prostitution to maintain his lifestyle
-> I think, ultimately, it’s a love story
(GodComplx) BWAHAHAA
(GodComplx) blah coming
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IRC
> I swear that eventually I’m going to move out of here
> build a fucking log cabin mansion in the hills somewhere and drink
<Cuisinart> dude, you could have paid cash for a house out here with the
+equity you have
> I need to be able to retire too :/
> http://www.alhloghomes.com/newsite/images/models/icedarbluff.jpg
> That’s the house
<PitBull-> mmmm log home
<PitBull-> to dream….the impossible dream…..
<Cuisinart> he could write his manifesto there
<Cuisinart> everyone needs a manifesto
<PitBull-> lol
> I had one here, scrawled on the back of a burrito wrapper
> but I don’t know where it went
<Cuisinart> mine is pretty short, too
<Cuisinart> i pretty much lay all the problems of today’s modern world at the
+feet of canadians
> Well, we don’t actually cause them, we just prod people into it
<PitBull-> lol
> That’s going to be my manifesto: “Prod others into actions, then retire rich
+.”
> How’s that?
> http://tinyurl.com/9ydqs
<PitBull-> i though you could call it, A Man Without Country – The Manifesto
+of an American-uckistani (Subtitle: Coming to America to find wealth:
+because all Canada has is beer and polar bears)
<Cuisinart> AHAHAHAHA
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