Adventures in IM

Posted on by kylar

(10:49:28 AM) Trogdor: Eh
(10:49:30 AM) Trogdor: U there?
(10:49:59 AM) CuisinartOH: you forgot to insert a quarter
(10:50:16 AM) Trogdor: Fuck
(10:50:20 AM) Trogdor: /me fumbles fora quarter
(10:50:29 AM) Trogdor: /me slaps in a canadian quarter
(10:50:35 AM) CuisinartOH: REJECTED!
(10:50:58 AM) CuisinartOH: what can I do for you man?
(10:51:20 AM) Trogdor: Are you logged into beeps server? I can’t hit it at all
(10:51:31 AM) CuisinartOH: no, he said it’s broken
(10:51:40 AM) Trogdor: Shit
(10:51:52 AM) Trogdor: what have you got, you bogarting some shell access somewhere?
(10:51:58 AM) CuisinartOH: my mac
(10:52:01 AM) Trogdor: I need it bad man, it hurts
(10:52:05 AM) Trogdor: I need some IRC
(10:52:07 AM) Trogdor: I got the shakes

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More IM fun.

Posted on by kylar

(1:19:37 PM) Trogdor: LOVE the costume! Rawks!
(1:19:45 PM) EalasaidH: I am currently away from the computer.
(1:20:07 PM) EalasaidH:
(1:20:17 PM) EalasaidH: thanks!
(1:22:08 PM) EalasaidH: I’ll be wearing the Cardinal Fang outfit tonight.
(1:22:22 PM) EalasaidH: I even got some fake hair to try and make a proper beard/mustache with!
(1:22:30 PM) Trogdor: Ahaha awesome
(1:22:34 PM) Trogdor: What’s Twon going as
(1:23:03 PM) EalasaidH: I think he’s wearing his baseball uniform.
(1:23:06 PM) Trogdor: BooooO!
(1:23:09 PM) Trogdor: Unoriginal!
(1:23:27 PM) EalasaidH: what are you wearing?
(1:23:30 PM) EalasaidH: tonight, I mean
(1:24:30 PM) Trogdor: I’m not
(1:24:40 PM) EalasaidH: Boo! Lame!
(1:24:46 PM) Trogdor: /me hangs his head in shame
(1:25:02 PM) Trogdor: /me shuffles off to stand with the lame-o ppl
(1:25:07 PM) EalasaidH:
(1:25:46 PM) Trogdor: Maybe that’s my costume! I’ll be an AOL Lamer! OMGOMG WHT R U DONG? U R TEHSUCK!!!!!!!!1111one
(1:25:55 PM) EalasaidH: rofl
(1:26:38 PM) Trogdor: I’ll just yell at people all night and pronounce lamerspeak
(1:26:59 PM) Trogdor: “I PEE-OWN JOU!”
(1:27:53 PM) EalasaidH:
(1:27:54 PM) EalasaidH: awesome!
(1:28:12 PM) Trogdor: And I’ll visit a bunch of my friends and install virii on their computer.
(1:29:19 PM) EalasaidH: *snicker*

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AP&P

Posted on by kylar

Here’s an IM conversation:

10:44:54AM Trogdor The Burninator

Heh

10:46:22AM

Uh oh, a Whirling Vortex of Project Mismanagement appears. Roll a save vs magic to escape a reprisal on your annual review.

10:49:55AM yomakotokun

You work on a cursed project: it’s -2 and you can’t move to a different one

10:50:12AM Trogdor The Burninator

DOH!

10:50:18AM

I cast Dispel Management

10:50:25AM yomakotokun

) !

10:51:13AM Trogdor The Burninator

Then I’ll use my Bracers of Protection From Paperwork +2 to avoid any reprisals

10:51:47AM yomakotokun

Management counters with a Death March spell!

10:52:23AM Trogdor The Burninator

I’ll use my Dust of Temporary Illness!

10:52:35AM yomakotokun

I prepare a monster.com potion, just in case

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Posted in irc

IRC

Posted on by kylar

<PitBull-> and my co-workers are flakey as a mo-fo, and will get us all fired
<Kylar> Want me to kill them? A little rifle rampage
<PitBull-> i’m tired of picking up everyones slack. please feed your lust
+for blood
<Kylar> I’m on it
<Kylar> let’s see.. 14 hour drive , leave at 4pm tonight.. let’s say 10AM tomorrow,
+that way I can stop for coffee a couple times
<GodComplx> dood, you’re not gonna go in blazin with your Pop Cork Gun again
+are you?
<Kylar> Hell no, got me an Uzi!
<Cuisinart> make sure to drink a lot of coffee so one witness can say in the
+paper “man, he was a twitchy bastard”
<Cuisinart> do it for me
<PitBull-> =b *1236*
<Hardwired> <kylar> and I pulled my groin again, so I hurt like Cuisi after a
+night with his girlfriend (08/25/05, 0/0 1236)
<PitBull-> =b *1235*
<Hardwired> <Kylar> No I wanted it to be smaller (08/25/05, 0/0 1235)
<Kylar> Coffee? Really? I was thinking of taking a bunch of acid, then crystal meth
<Kylar> cause I heard they mix well
<Cuisinart> you’re right, of course. that’s why we always consult you when it
+comes to acting like a nut :-p
* Kylar twitches
<Beep> how many cow-orkers need to be inhumed? if it’s a significant number
+you might want to skip the acid so you dont waste ammo shooting at the
+asparagus weilding gnomes
<Kylar> The asparagus wielding gnomes are my friends
<Kylar> It’s the ones with radishes that you have to watch for
<Beep> yea.. so you dont need to attract them when you’ve got serious
+inhuming to do.
<Beep> although “Is that a radish, motherfucker!?!” is a good quote for the
+paper
<Kylar> Well it’s OK as long as I wear green or red, since they’re red/green
+colorblind
<Beep> ah, ok. go for it, then.

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Posted in irc

More interesting IRC chats..

Posted on by kylar

<PitBull-> the worse thing about building a deck…..
<PitBull-> you have to buy shit to put on it :(
<PitBull-> *sigh*
<GodComplx> ahahah
<Kylar> Like a barbeque, and bar, and bar-bar-b-q
<Kylar> and a smoker!
<GodComplx> Smoke this
<Kylar> <NOT GOOD FOR KIDS!>
<PitBull-> and something to sit on….and something to eat on…..maybe
something that holds hot clorinated water to sit IN
<PitBull-> something to put flowers in….something to attract birds
<Kylar> Like a barcalounger…. and a stripper…. and a….bidet….
<Kylar> and then…. a VW beetle dashboard…. and um… old bread?
<Kylar> Man is this deck going to rock
<PitBull-> uh….bidets don’t have clorinated water
<Kylar> they could! Hot clorinate water!
<PitBull-> “it’s clorinated water…so if you turn it on and get some in your
eyes it won’t burn”

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Posted in irc