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<PitBull-> and my co-workers are flakey as a mo-fo, and will get us all fired
<Kylar> Want me to kill them? A little rifle rampage
<PitBull-> i’m tired of picking up everyones slack. please feed your lust
+for blood
<Kylar> I’m on it
<Kylar> let’s see.. 14 hour drive , leave at 4pm tonight.. let’s say 10AM tomorrow,
+that way I can stop for coffee a couple times
<GodComplx> dood, you’re not gonna go in blazin with your Pop Cork Gun again
+are you?
<Kylar> Hell no, got me an Uzi!
<Cuisinart> make sure to drink a lot of coffee so one witness can say in the
+paper “man, he was a twitchy bastard”
<Cuisinart> do it for me
<PitBull-> =b *1236*
<Hardwired> <kylar> and I pulled my groin again, so I hurt like Cuisi after a
+night with his girlfriend (08/25/05, 0/0 1236)
<PitBull-> =b *1235*
<Hardwired> <Kylar> No I wanted it to be smaller (08/25/05, 0/0 1235)
<Kylar> Coffee? Really? I was thinking of taking a bunch of acid, then crystal meth
<Kylar> cause I heard they mix well
<Cuisinart> you’re right, of course. that’s why we always consult you when it
+comes to acting like a nut :-p
* Kylar twitches
<Beep> how many cow-orkers need to be inhumed? if it’s a significant number
+you might want to skip the acid so you dont waste ammo shooting at the
+asparagus weilding gnomes
<Kylar> The asparagus wielding gnomes are my friends
<Kylar> It’s the ones with radishes that you have to watch for
<Beep> yea.. so you dont need to attract them when you’ve got serious
+inhuming to do.
<Beep> although “Is that a radish, motherfucker!?!” is a good quote for the
+paper
<Kylar> Well it’s OK as long as I wear green or red, since they’re red/green
+colorblind
<Beep> ah, ok. go for it, then.

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