So I’m giving the bean a bath last night, and I’m sitting on the toilet reading, and she slides open the door on the tub and says “daddy”. I turn and say “What honey?” and she opens her mouth and proceeds to projectile vomit all over the bathroom. Suspicious since all she had for dinner was 1/2 glass of milk and about 4 bites of a sandwich. Then I notice a LOT of multi-colored candy shell bits. Like a couple handfuls worth. I keep a gumball machine filled with Peanut M&M’s in my office.. and she apparently helped herself. then drank some bathwater. Ahh, the joy of a 2-year old with a belly ache.

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