Warning: This is a post that should NOT be viewed by anyone under 18. It could be disturbing.

What happened was last week I was out in the batcave, and the kids were sleeping, and I walked back to the house, and from the kitchen door, I was presented by this view. Needless to say, I was a little disturbed. I snuck around the way and into the back to get the stuff I wanted. When I got back, I was freaked out to see that not only had it not stopped, but that this was now occurring. I turned right around and left, and never spoke of it.

My surprise was on tuesday, when I got up and found this scene on my kitchen table. Exactly 3-5 business days later. Anyway, I’ve taken the baby in the picture, named him Crookshanks, and I carry him everywhere.

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