Your favorite, and mine too! A Special edition, just for my wife.

“we need to get those southern baptists on the bang wagon”

“…before my mother in law comes in with the white glove”

“spare the taser and spoil the child”

“maybe i can just tee off her morphine drip instead”

“What’s the chance that you’d just die?”
“Maybe ten percent.”
“I’m hungry, and I like those odds.”