ok, so until today i was a sharks fan. now i’m just pissed. the sharks traded their captain, the cornerstone of the franchise to the leafs.. how sucky is that. anyways, i’m gonna rage for a while. today on my way to work i was thinking to myself “self, why don’t you get some breakfast on the way” so i thought about stopping at mickey d’s, but i wasn’t in the mood for mickey d’s.. they make good burgers but their breakfasts are sorely lacking. then i was like “ooooo, taco bell for breakfast” since there’s a bell near my house that opens at 8:30 am for all the freaks like me. so i get there and they don’t take atm cards, so i park my car and walk back to the mcd’s to get something, anything to eat. i’m in mcd’s for breakfast, perusing the menu and i see this egg n steak bagel, looks all good, nice lean steak bits on a juicy egg, with a firm golden bagel, so i was like “yeah, i’ll try that”. so i did. i walk back to my car and get out my bagel and take the bun off to put some hot sauce on it, and i’m totally disappointed. the steak is like this processed steak bitlet patty, and it totally sucks. it’s dry and nasty, and the bagel is all hard like it’s been sitting out. i was totally disappointed in it. i think i’m going to boycott mcd’s breakfast menu from now on. if i get up early and need a little pick me up, i’m just going to go to the office and have a belt of scotch from the bottle in my drawer. oh taco bell, why must you abandon me?

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