In a restaraunt? Would you go up to Him? Or would you be afraid, like if it was a movie star or something?

Kelly: “That’s God. Over there, by the fishtank”
Me: “No way. He would have His own private room”
Kelly: “I’m sure of it. Go talk to Him”
Me: “No… He’s eating. I’ll look stupid.”
Kelly: *pushes me over there*
Me: “Ummm, excuse me, are you… God?”
God, Yahweh, The Almighty Lord, Ruler Of Heaven And Earth, The Alpha and Omega: “Yes.”
Me: “I just wanted to say… I’m a big fan of Your Work. Could I get you to autograph a copy of Your Book?”
God, Yahweh, The Almighty Lord, Ruler Of Heaven And Earth, The Alpha and Omega: “Sure.” *writes ‘To a Big Fan, Love you always, God’*