more characters from work

i made a post a little while ago about funny characters from work. (you may remember – ‘crazy tech writer’ and ‘talks to himself’. so today there’s a couple others i’d like to talk about – ‘asian porn star’ and ‘arrogant new guy’ – these are 2 guys that work here. ‘asian porn star’ is a tall guy who has a mustache that is totally circa 1970’s pr0n work. every time i see him i crack up internally, thinking about the mustache. he’s a really cool guy, and very pleasant, and i just wonder if i’m the only one who thinks that. on to ‘arrogant new guy’ – this is an engineer who is one of the newer peeps here and he comes to me occasionally and asks condecending questions about code that he doesn’t really get. like ‘why do you do ‘a’ when you could be doing ‘b’ – it’s twice as fast, and much easier. then i get mad (hidden) and have to tell him ‘we tried b, but ran into problem x, and after talking about it, ‘a’ was the only way to get around it.’ he thinks about it for a while then comes back and says ‘i think i figured out a way to make ‘b’ work.’ and this leads me to 2 thoughts: 1) why weren’t you doing other work, since we all have tons of crap to do? and 2) why can’t you just take my word for it? i wrote the damn code and i’m pretty sure that i’m smarter than you. so usually i end up saying ‘well, if you want to try, go ahead, but make sure you test it really well, since it’s already working right. you need to test these 19 parts. go for it.’ then a couple days later i realize that he never checked in any changes.. guess his idea didn’t work out. i can remember when i started on as an engineer… i would find bugs in my code belonging to my peers and boss, but i’d make the changes and test them thorougly before going to them to tell them. that way at least i was right :). cheers all.

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crazy tech writer and “talks to himself”

so every company including mine has it’s share of weird guys. these are two of the weirder ones. first is crazy tech writer. this is that guy that you know that’s just wound too tight. a couple weeks ago one of the other tech writers made some joke and he totally took it the wrong way, absolutely went off on the joker, yelling right in his face and everything. this strikes me as the type of person who might just come in one day with a rifle and start shooting. also at my company there’s this guy who i don’t know but i pass in the hallway every now and again. and he just talks out loud to himself, like he can’t think unless he’s speaking all his thoughts out loud. it’s kinda weird. but cool, since he doesn’t care about what anyone thinks. if i forget and start talking out loud, then remember, i immediately stop and look all embarrased, and hope that no-one heard me. even if i’m in the car and i talk out loud i sometimes pretend that i have one of those hands-free cell phones just so the other car-drivers won’t think i’m weird. anyways, it’s friday, i’m goin home.

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working late

so sometimes i gotta work late.. why is best left for a whole other raging rant, since i’d probably be foul about it. sometimes i’m like “yeah, cool, i’m in the zone” and i crank through some stuff.. other times it’s like the most exquisite torture ever, it sucks so bad. i frickin hate working late most times. who wants to work late when i could be hanging out with kel or the bean, or playing hockey? but then i think about all my friends, and how some of them lost their jobs, and how they haven’t found new jobs yet and how much *that* sucks, cause then i feel guilty for raging at my job since i’m lucky to have one. but that doesn’t make it any better when i’m staring at some piece of code that is just reminding me “you could be out mackin or hanging or watchin tv or something, but instead you’re trying to write a thread-lock, hahaha”. yeah, i’m weird because my computer talks to me, but it’s mostly really mean and i don’t listen any more. anyways, enough of my rambling. if you got a job (even if you hate it) remember that it could be a lot worse (ie: no job). and if you don’t have a job, keep the faith, something will turn up. check out oddtodd for some laid-off humour.

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motivation

at work i’m involved in this huge project that half the company is working on, and i just got re-orged, and among all this i’m suffering a real lack of motivation. in the words of the immortal oddtodd:

“the next thing you need is motivation. this is like a *problem* for me too. i mean, if i’m sitting, watching tv and i lose the remote control, i can’t even get motivated to change the channel. i could be stuck watching animal planet all day. mep!”

i feel like this a lot lately. i have a really hard time getting motivated when i get there in the morning, so i surf, read email etc until lunch, hoping in vain that i’ll fall through some black hole where i’m really motivated. it never happens, but i keep hoping. on rare occasions i get super motivated and can work like 20 hours in a row, or at least for a the whole day at a super high production level. other than that, i struggle on a daily basis just to get out of bed :) anyone else deal with this on a regular basis? i’ve been wondering if maybe i’m just really lazy? if all the time i spent in grade school, high school and college (not to mention slacker jobs) not doing anything and just gliding by has finally caught up with me. then i realized that my life has become just like office space. i’m unmotivated to work really hard, only enough not to get fired. someday, perhaps i shall find my muse.

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