Kurt Vonnegut

When I was in Grade 12, I took an english speaking class. In high school, you had to take 5 english credits to graduate, so my ‘extra’ class had to be english writing or a ‘public speaking’ class. Every week for 20 weeks we had to write a one page speech and say it in front of the class. We also did stuff like a book report etc. Our novel study was on Flowers for Algernon and my friend Goat and I did it ‘together’ – while plagarism could be used here, we actually both worked on the whole thing together and turned it in seperately. We got busted, but since neither of us had actually copied it from the other, they couldn’t give us the standard punishment. We ended up having to do an individual novel study each, with different books. The book that I got was The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut I found it unbelievably profound. I think it was the first time (since reading I Had Trouble In Getting To Solla Sollew) that I was really amazed by a book. It’s a series of stories about different people in different phases of their life. A soldier, A disabled man, etc, and at the end I finally realized that they were all about the same man, and it was like I had been struck by an idea (a 1.21 Gigawatt idea!). It was one of the most moving literary moments of my life. So today, I take a moment and remember the gift that Kurt Vonnegut gave me.

Later…
OK I went and read the summary of this book from Wikipedia and It’s nothing like what I remember. All that stuff is still true.. I just don’t know what book I’m thinking about.

Lord Stanley’s Cup

Conversation at Stanley’s last night, with Christian:

Me: Do we touch the Stanley Cup?
Him: Noooooooooooo.
Me: Until?
Him: Until I win it.
Me: Gooooooood.

A note: I didn’t touch it either. The Stanley Cup, for those unaware, is the highest honor that a hockey team can win. Superstition/Tradition is such that you don’t touch the cup unless you win it. Not ‘your team’, you. As some part of an organiziation (not a fan) that wins the Cup. It was really amazing to see up close. Kelly asked about it and why *I* didn’t touch it, and I couldn’t adequately explain.. it somehow diminishes what the cup stands for if I touch and grab it. I don’t begrudge anyone their choice to touch or hold it or whatever.. but as for me, I just choose not to.

The weird thing is that then last night, I had a dream about the Cup. I was hanging around in Stanley’s late, nearly closing time, with my ‘usual’ hockey friends – Jim, Cap and Teach. The cup was there, and we were just talking with Phil Pritchard (Keeper of the Cup). I asked him if I could take another picture (the throngs had left, and the Cup was over on a table). He said sure, and I went over, and picked up the Cup and held it above my head, like the players do when they win. I lower it down and kiss it and raise it back up. Then I carefully put it down on the table. My friend Teach goes over and starts to pick it up, but we quickly realize that he’s a bit… inebriated as he staggers under the weight and almost falls. Phil decides that we should stop, and we do.

I wish there was a <dream/> tag.

What if you ran into God…

In a restaraunt? Would you go up to Him? Or would you be afraid, like if it was a movie star or something?

Kelly: “That’s God. Over there, by the fishtank”
Me: “No way. He would have His own private room”
Kelly: “I’m sure of it. Go talk to Him”
Me: “No… He’s eating. I’ll look stupid.”
Kelly: *pushes me over there*
Me: “Ummm, excuse me, are you… God?”
God, Yahweh, The Almighty Lord, Ruler Of Heaven And Earth, The Alpha and Omega: “Yes.”
Me: “I just wanted to say… I’m a big fan of Your Work. Could I get you to autograph a copy of Your Book?”
God, Yahweh, The Almighty Lord, Ruler Of Heaven And Earth, The Alpha and Omega: “Sure.” *writes ‘To a Big Fan, Love you always, God’*

3rd Person.

Here is the scenario: Everyone you know has gotten together to pick a famous person to narrate your life in the 3rd person. The person chosen should fit you and your personality. (IE: If you think they pick James Earl Jones, you better be one bad-ass nubian god.)

Who do they pick?